Obviously, I am living in the wrong neighborhood. Don't get me wrong, we have motorcyles where I live, and we have women where I live. But the motorcycles all belong to punks who want to race them at 3 in the morning and the women all drive minivans. Worse, they keep their clothes on when they are outside. Now
these women are the kind I would like to have for neighbors. On a bike, in broad daylight, taking their clothes off and playing with each other. Ya gotta like that. I'm gonna go call my real estate agent now.
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